I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
How's work?
Spinning.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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