they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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