The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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