I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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