You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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