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(908): View more from New Jersey

Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.

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(503): View more from Oregon

So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube

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(845): View more from New York

we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'

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(210): View more from Texas

I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.

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(716): View more from New York

I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean

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(314): View more from Missouri

Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.

(314): View more from Missouri

and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...

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(309): View more from Illinois

Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.

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