i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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