windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Are my feet made of real feet?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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