fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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