Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I fill condoms, not promises.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
