I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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