dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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