lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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