real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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