Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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