Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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