How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I want a musical about memes.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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