hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
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