Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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