Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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