I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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