Christians are straight up FREAKS
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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