he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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