i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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