I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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