fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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