I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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