i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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