um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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