didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I just gargled with NyQuil
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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