ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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