Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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