I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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