I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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