is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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