Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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