You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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