i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
