you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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