i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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