I'm so fucking centered right now
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
My liver just had a heart attack.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Randomize
