no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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