yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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