I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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