I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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