i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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