I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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