Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Randomize
