He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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