Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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