It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Randomize
