Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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