I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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