I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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