And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
3pm strippers are depressing
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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