WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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